Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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