i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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