i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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