Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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