let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
