Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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