My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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