Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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