i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
