no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Enjoy the penises
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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