sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this boner is exhausting
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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