fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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