he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You ruined the universe
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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