I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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