Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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