You're my little dorito
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
