At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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