I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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