In the future we'll all be gay
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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