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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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