Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
