i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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