so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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