actually, I'm a sock model
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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