Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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