I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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