do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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