STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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