i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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