yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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