real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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