So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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