what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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