It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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