If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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