VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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