dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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