none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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