I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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