is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He passed out mid-signature
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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