i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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