Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
FUCK WHALES
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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