1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Rumble strips road head = magical
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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