I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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