when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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