He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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