My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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