I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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