Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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