He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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