In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Your mouth is God's brothel.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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